What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why was the dog so popular?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?