What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why don't ostriches fly ?