Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What sports are both plant-based?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?