What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Bridge.
Why is grass so dangerous?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's the saddest part of the week?