What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?