How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
That bird won't stop squawking.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?