How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?