What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How do you make a bandstand?
What are baby potatoes called?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?