What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?