What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is the color of the wind?
How do frogs get to work?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How much does freedom weigh?