Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What kind of bird can write?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?