Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a famous turtle?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?