What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?