Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?