What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Which cats have the best manners?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Do dads always snore?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?