What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?