Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?