Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?