What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Disc-o.
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How does a cow do math?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What farm animal is best at karate?