What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?