Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Because she wanted her career to take off.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What game do mice love to play?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?