Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do cows like to dance to?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What does winter fat turn into?
Where do books sleep?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Which baseball player do fish root for?