What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Game of Clones.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How is cat food sold?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which insect makes the best father?