What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Game of Clones.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?