Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
How do football players deal with their problems?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's the holiest insect?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?