Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What animal floats best?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How do bears keep cool?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?