Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why are skeletons so calm?