What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where does laundry go to college?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?