Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the dog so popular?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
When do cows get tired?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?