Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What fish sings the best?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where was Noah born?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?