Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where do horses reside?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why are frogs always so happy?