What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How is cat food sold?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why are puppies so flexible?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...