What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?