What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do ducks have for lunch?