Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What event do spiders love to attend?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why was the picture sent to jail?