What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?