What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
When should you start writing a book?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?