What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
A swearwolf!
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where does breakfast live?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which animal will never go bald?