What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
A swearwolf!
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did March say to the madness?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How do you get a country girl to like you?