What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do bears keep cool?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?