Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?