Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Where do stars go to college?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What car always breaks the rules?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?