What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?