What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How did the tree get lost?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?