What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What bird is always sad?
Why are winter days great?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What game do mice love to play?