What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Hip pop.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are ghosts always single?