Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What fish sings the best?
What's the friendliest pen?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?