Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What dog wears contact lenses?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?