How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?