How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?