What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?