What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where would you put an injured insect?