How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
She was a buzzy body.
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How was the wedding?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Can February March?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?