How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
She was a buzzy body.
Why are all priests fit?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?