What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
When the Thunder Rolls.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What siblings are always sad?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the friendliest pen?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What tea do footballers drink?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What animal always goes to heaven?