What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?