What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?