What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What shape has a knighthood?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
I'm not a bad putter.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?