What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?