What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
The Loan Ranger.
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?