Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How do you compliment a cat?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?