What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
My friend David had his ID stolen.