What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?