Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How did the toad die?