Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
If you need help building an ark...
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why was the computer cold at work?