Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?