Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
What are you studying in math?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Which is the worst season?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?