What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?