Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do bees get to school?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?