Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do polar bears vote?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?