What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?