What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do books love to go on vacation?