Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?