Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
What do you say to a really good barista?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call hiking college students?