What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
A business proposal.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why are ghosts always single?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?